Hai să râdem...
Zilele trecute am primit pe mail un banc destul de drăguț și am decis să îl postez în engleză, limba originală, pentru că este mult mai haios decât tradus în română, așa că... enjoy...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them
all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them
all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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